{"id":825,"date":"2009-04-20T02:07:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T07:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankymouse.com\/?p=825"},"modified":"2011-03-09T16:06:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-09T21:06:42","slug":"arizona-asparagus-my-grill-goes-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/20\/arizona-asparagus-my-grill-goes-green\/","title":{"rendered":"Arizona Asparagus &#8211; My Grill Goes Green!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s talk about meat (kind of).\u00a0 I like it.\u00a0 Most people do to varying degrees.\u00a0 Some people try to live without it and some of them succeed.\u00a0 I know a few of these people.\u00a0 They occasionally attend my backyard barbeques, knowing full well that they do so at their own risk.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not at all hostile about their lifestyle choice.\u00a0 I&#8217;m just wasn&#8217;t always sympathetic to their dietary needs.\u00a0 They were welcomed to bring a few veggie burgers.\u00a0 I&#8217;d even allow these meat like pucks on my grill.\u00a0 Yes, I would go as far as ensuring that they are fully warmed.\u00a0 And I usually remembered to ask their permission before flipping them with my meat-contaminated tongs.\u00a0 But it didn&#8217;t go much further.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Well, times have changed and I have found a way to kill two birds with one stone.\u00a0 It is possible to please your friends &#8211; both the herbivore and omnivore alike with the amazing Arizona Asparagus.\u00a0 As it turns out, a meat eating experience can actually be enhanced by coupling it with a vegetable encounter.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Why call it the Arizona Asparagus?\u00a0 The two words have little to do with one another but I&#8217;m going to link the two as follows:\u00a0 I am sitting in a hotel in Tucson right now and I have been meaning to write a post about grilled asparagus.\u00a0 Also I have a sunburn therefore I feel similar to a grilled asparagus.\u00a0 That is all.\u00a0 Oh yeah, and cactus and asparagus have a similar shape.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cactus-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-826\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cactus-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Cactus\" width=\"440\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cactus-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cactus-640x480-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some of you may be thinking &#8211; I don&#8217;t like asparagus.\u00a0 I know, \u00a0I used to have those thoughts too.\u00a0 But you don&#8217;t have to live that way anymore.\u00a0 It just turns out that your mom didn&#8217;t know how to make them taste good.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s how.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>You will need.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>1 bunch of asparagus<\/p>\n<p>2-3 garlic cloves<\/p>\n<p>4 tbsp melted butter<\/p>\n<p>1 tsp fresh black pepper<\/p>\n<p>1 tsp kosher salt<\/p>\n<p>2 tsp sugar (this is the secret ingredient)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09977-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-827\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09977-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Asparagus_parts\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09977-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09977-640x480-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Go out and get your grill going and open a beer (Sam Adams White Ale today).<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Inside you have a few jobs to do.\u00a0 Rinse off the asparagus.\u00a0 I like to keep them in the rubber bands and lay them on a cutting board.\u00a0 Get out the big knife and cut off about an inch from bottom of the stalks, this part is tough and dry, it doesn&#8217;t need you and you don&#8217;t need it, discard them or give them to the kids to chew on.\u00a0 Now take off the rubber bands.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09978-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-828\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09978-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Chopped_asparagus\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09978-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09978-640x480-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Melt your butter and stir in the rest of the list.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09980-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-829\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09980-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Butter_paint\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09980-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09980-640x480-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Once your grill is hot, scrape it down and lower the heat to medium low.\u00a0 Lay out the asparagus perpendicular to the grates so that they can&#8217;t fall through.\u00a0 A few will, but I consider this a small sacrifice to the grill.\u00a0 It&#8217;s kind of like making a flavor deposit for future use.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09981-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-830\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09981-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Asparagus\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09981-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09981-640x480-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Get out your favorite basting or pastry brush and liberally apply about one third of the seasoning mix onto the asparagus.\u00a0 The butter will drip down and flare up, do not be alarmed, this is very temporary and can be fun if you like fire.\u00a0 I like fire.\u00a0 Close the lid.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09982-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-831\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09982-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Asparagus_brush\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09982-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09982-640x480-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A few good things are happening under that lid.\u00a0 1) Small burning drips of butter are making little char marks on our once bright green sticks.\u00a0 2) \u00a0The butter and sugar are mixing and cooking into a low-grade caramel of sorts.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Normally I would say that this would be a good time to go back inside and prepare a side.\u00a0 But if you are like me, this asparagus will only be one of two, possibly three, other items that you will be grilling and that&#8217;s ok.\u00a0 If you have a lot going on grill side, feel free to leave the top up and flip and maneuver things as necessary, today I&#8217;m warming up a beef brisket that has been peacefully sleeping in my fridge.\u00a0 I smoked it last week and have been waiting patiently to find an opening in the lineup for it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09983-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-832\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09983-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Brisket_yummy\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09983-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09983-640x480-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes, roll the sprigs around in an attempt to flip them.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t try to flip them, this will cause them to fall between the grates.\u00a0 Just roll them as best as you can.\u00a0 Now paint them with our butter mixture again.\u00a0 Wait a few more minutes and repeat.\u00a0 The goal is to get them soft and slightly charred without making them mushy.\u00a0 Practice makes perfect.\u00a0 Total cooking time should be around ten minutes so if you are making steaks or chicken, try to coordinate things so they all get done at the same time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09985-640x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-833\" src=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09985-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Asparagus_done\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09985-640x480.jpg 440w, https:\/\/crankymouse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc09985-640x480-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So if everything is done, remove your asparagus to some foil and head to the table.\u00a0 You will be amazed at the level of enjoyment you experience while eating these.\u00a0 The sometimes bitter flavor of the asparagus is totally masked by the combination of smoky, salty sweetness of this method.\u00a0 As always feel free to adjust all spices to suit your taste buds.\u00a0 I prefer the sugar to be very understated and tend to use it sparingly.\u00a0 But no matter which way you take it, you&#8217;ll be sure to garner accolades from any type of &#8216;vore you may be cooking for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Let&#8217;s talk about meat (kind of).\u00a0 I like it.\u00a0 Most people do to varying degrees.\u00a0 Some people try to live without it and some of them succeed.\u00a0 I know a few of these people.\u00a0 They occasionally attend my backyard barbeques, knowing full well that they do so at their own risk. \u00a0 Don&#8217;t get 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